She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
