you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
