I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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