Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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