i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
this boner is exhausting
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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