So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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