Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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