There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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