In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
NoShamevember. You game?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Someone signed my nipple.
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