nutella sex= disaster
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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