I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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