I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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