that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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