she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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