I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We need to rekindle our bromance
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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