Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
