Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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