he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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