today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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