Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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