marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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