hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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