Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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