u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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