i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
