Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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