i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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