that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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