Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
He has the fingertips of a God
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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