I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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