i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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