I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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