My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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