i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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