Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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