I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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