I want to walk on stilts...naked
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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