idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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