I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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