The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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