Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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