i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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