you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He better not be in your backpack
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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