ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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