Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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