My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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