Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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