Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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