the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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