I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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