Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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