she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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