I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
