ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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