At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize