Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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