5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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