If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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