I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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